CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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