I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
She needs sedatives and a leash
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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