I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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