well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
