Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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