I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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