yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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