Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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