Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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