Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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