it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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