i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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