Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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