What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
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i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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