Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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