Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
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Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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