So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
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I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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