My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i love accidental penises.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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