I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Randomize
