You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
zippers are such a cool invention
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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