Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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