We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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