like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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