Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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