I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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