Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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