Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
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She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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