And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
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