all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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