Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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