Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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