she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
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Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
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In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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