So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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