is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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