He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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