yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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