did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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