I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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