it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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