Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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