lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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