omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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