At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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