But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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