i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
So vagazzling was a success
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