yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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