I would go down on you faster than GM stock
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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