do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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