Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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