Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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