That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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