You can't special order awesome
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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