This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Everyone says I win the strip club
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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