nut hugger
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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