we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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