Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
You work out of a Hotel?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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