after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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