How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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