Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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