Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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