we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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