does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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