he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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